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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the story of Los Angeles actress/comedian Heather McDonald (she works on Chelsea Lately) who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at 27. Heather passed up ample opportunities to lose it to handsome, rich and sometimes even famous men. Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out," blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending.